Every time I get to work I hide oh yeah good employees are hard to find.
My wife says I have two major faults I don't listen and something else.
A history degree is useless there's no future in it.
Of all the inventions of the last 100 years the dry erase board has got to be the most remarkable.
Got home to find my kids have been on eBay all day, If they're still there tomorrow I'll lower the price.
A friend of mine does not like M and M's, because they are hard to peel!
My uncle just texts me asking what does IDK Means? I said: I Don't Know...He said: Damn Nobody does!
I walked aroung the block two time this morning, The I picked it up and threw it back into the toy chest.
Did you hear, they are not making 12 inch rulers any longer.
Why is Dark spell with a K, Cause you Can't C in the Dark.
What is the dfference between a piano and a tuna, you can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish.
A man asked, "Do these stairs take you to the third floor? The other person said, "No, you have to walk."
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